1) You never have to worry about him coming home and saying, "What's for dinner, honey?" 2) When he says, "I'll love you forever", he means it
3) Black can be very slimming
4) No more worries about West Nile Virus with that bat flitting around your eaves at twilight
5) Instead of making the bed every morning, you can just close the lid
6) He'll never have garlic breath
7) You can spend all day at the mall shopping while he's sleeping
8) A Transylvanian henchman is cheaper than a maid or a gardener
9) When he promises to "make love to you all night," he won't roll over in fifteen minutes and go to sleep
10) He'll never hog the mirror in the morning
